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Belt for bench

People who need a belt for bench press are the same people who get their full routine from tictok or Instagram. They struggle to comprehend normal human behaviour and cannot hold a conversation without mentioning the ‘Benifits’ of using the belt, and part-take in no fap.
Look at this twat using a belt for bench press.
by Caught lacking in gym November 25, 2020
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belt wiener

When the end of a man's belt hangs downward, giving the impression of a flaccid penis hanging loose.
Dude, tuck your belt in! Your belt wiener is showing!
by Midnight Noon October 27, 2013
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Belt time

Little Johnny’s mom: Boy it’s belt time
by Beeabel March 11, 2020
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donkey belt

A specially engineered strap-on that allows you to donkey-punch yourself.
"Last night I came home and found myself alone and thinking about Aberdeen again. It was time to draw a bath, and pull out the donkey belt she gave me the Christmas before."
by GREER9000 November 28, 2019
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Exomusk belt

Originally coined by John Michael Godier. This is a belt of automobiles left in solar orbit of the star, put there by alien billionaires -exomusks- looking to energize their civilizations to explore space.
The galaxy could be teeming with exomusk belts, but nobody is looking for them. Even though we have an exomusk of our own, and he's actively building just such a belt.
by Katorone March 26, 2018
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tuna belt

the feeling of someone around you that smells, like they’re wearing a belt made of tuna.
“that guys wearing a tuna belt”
by dragonsoop February 16, 2022
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Belt Boner

when a male is wearing a belt,and his pants get pushed up, giving the apperance of a boner, giving the wrong impression to ppl
dude pull ur shirt down, you got a belt boner and tht ugly girl thinks you like her
by Shiver569 April 6, 2009
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