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Ass Behonker Clown

A type of Clown originated in the east African tundra of northern North Pole. This certain type of Clown has a tendancy to Ass Behonk throught the year as a mating call.

An Ass Behonk is a type of Fart that is continual, like breathing, making an almost musical tune with every exhale.
"wow bob, did you see that Ass Behonker Clown, that was one hell of a behonking we got back there!"

"yeah earl, but I am just happy we didnt get raped by homosexual lesbian vagina penis's, the Ass Behonker Clown's main food source!"
by Nave September 29, 2005
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Behold the Gates

1. A group of small male children who enjoy the ballsacks of other small male children on their upper lip, right under (but not touching), their noses.

2. A general group of douche bags.
1. You guys just make one big BTG. (Behold the Gates)
by Bazz the Pokemon wRANGLER March 25, 2009
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Behooved

Shocked, astonished, astounded, baffled, flabbergasted, BLOWN AWAY !
I am BEHOOVED by that .
by Sah1 October 18, 2019
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behenchod

one who takes part in the process of fucking ones own siter
by jonny September 14, 2003
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ari behn

the apocalypse for the royals in Norway. he is a poet who married the princess there. he named his second child Leah Isadora! wha calls their childs that??????????
he wrote the retarded book "trist som faen"
by Steingrim April 14, 2005
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behnan

Behnan is a guy who looks like an ordinary turkish boy, who lisps. He tends to laugh when no one else does and say things that are cringy. He wears shirts with collars and white Sneakers. Behnan likes small turkish girls, who has brown to blonde hair. He likes to invite them to cinemas. Calling rather than texting.
Bella : Omg I've got a call from a guy I just met.
Jessi : Such a Behnan
by hili34 February 14, 2017
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Behind the mirror

Closeted homosexual. One who is in the closet behind a mirrored door.
“Has ‘so and so’ got a girlfriend yet?” “Naa, he’s still doing his hair behind the mirror, but I’m sure he’ll come out soon”
by Pork Almighty October 30, 2018
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