crossing the beams

1. usually associated with marijuana, when you mix either 2 different types of marijuana together or you mix marijuana with some other drug.

joe: yo man ready to smoke some dank bud.

jon: yeah dude, my friend gave me this bud and it was laced with acid.

joe: OH SHIT BRO...CROSSING THE BEAMS

by dsdsdsssdsdd June 9, 2011

Beaming

Drunk high buzzed on nicotine and highly caffeinated

Last night me and my buddy were fuckin beaminggg

by LoNGSlOnGSiLvEr420_69 August 17, 2020

Cream Beam

Ejaculating into a vagina and then proceeding to perform oral on said hole until point of ejaculation when you proceed to shove their face into their vagina

Give er’ the ole’ cream beam

by Saakio Balli January 21, 2021

triple beam

A Triple Beamer is a Mercedes Benz

A Triple Beamer is a Mercedes Benz

by lionsofearth December 26, 2019

Beaming on me

When someone tries to steal your thunder or won't get off your back.

Man, why you beaming on me.
Leave her alone. You're always beaming on her.

by YoualreadyknowT21 October 9, 2018

eye-beam

A structural/support-column of varying size --- i.e., ranging anywhere from a simple length of 1X3 strapping all the way up to a bleepin' GIANT SEQUOIA trunk, depending on how big a hypocrite someone is --- located in the orbital-cavity of many humans, particularly sniffy-arrogant tongue-cluckers and overly-critical finger-waggers who squintingly notice minute specks of sawdust in other people's eyes.

It should be unnecessary to actually purchase much if any framing-lumber to build a new church; one initially only needs to invite large numbers of people to come to an outdoor service in a vacant lot, and then just cast out all their eye-beams and stack them up in a huge pile at once side of the lot... as we all know, the bulk of church-attendees are major hypocrites, anyway, and so there should be no shortage of 2X4 studs, 4X4 posts, floor-truss members, railroad-ties, etc. Extra points if you also ask each member of said congregation to bring a handful of nails; you should then be able to start construction immediately! And don't fret that said holy sanctum is being fabricated from sinful materials --- it's common knowledge that most churches were "built on hypocrisy" anyway, so you should be all good.

by QuacksO October 19, 2019

BEAMED

the term beamed means to be obliterated in close medium or long range combat in a video game the term is mostly used in the game rust.

I just got beamed.
the term beamed means to be obliterated in close medium or long range combat
I beamed him dude!

by just a rust gamer March 28, 2023