Ryan

a man who has no life. He is too basic to get a girl and play video games all day. some Ryans do great things and can be good, but most are depressed and talk in the most unintresting ways.

"Have you guys seen ryan" "whos Ryan"

by Pugsterloves February 19, 2022

Ryan

Ryan Geary from Bournemouth does the biggest shits ever. The circumference of his shit is equivalent to Gemma Collins' left thigh.

Sister: GUYS I'M GOING TO THE TOILET
Mother: Beware, Ryan has just been and he does the fattest shits going.

Ryan: NO I DON'T IT'S YOU.
Toilet: You are such a liar Ryan, I can't even flush.

by Ryan's Shit. January 31, 2021

Ryan

Ryan is basically a guy with probably the hugest cock you will ever experience, he is someone who is absolutely great with girls and all girls like him and would bend over all the time for a guy named ryan he is someone who has tons of friends and can out drink all of his friends including his friends named ruben he will absolutely wreck them in a drinking competition

Oh ryan is a fucking beast

by Penis huge cocky November 22, 2021

Ryan

Biggest fuckboy out there .will 100% do the dirty with your mom and always is there to be a slut

Ryan is a person

by Jdjdhsosn November 12, 2019

Ryan

Ryan is a very mysterious man he is so mysterious and never tells anyone anything about his backstory, if he was a god he would be the god of mystery

That guys so mysterious
Yeah he's such a ryan

by OwenC69 September 27, 2021

Ryan

A cute boy who is taken. He is dumb, funny and straight as a bendy pencil

Omg, have u saw Ryan and his girl??
Wow that’s a ryan!

by baby.skark.DOODODOOODOOODDOOOO May 12, 2019

Ryan

Ryan is a 6ft 5” boy with a muscular physique and who is very caring but puts people in there place and generally likes to beat the shit into anyone in his way Ryan Can be serious but only if you are being stupid He will also stand up for himself when people are being arse holes

Hey Ryan yr abs look good today
Thanks i know I workout

by Michael is gaiy October 18, 2019