Deadly banter

Calling someone out on not being able to do something, then not being able to do it themselves.

In homage to the original source, (A small twitch streamer) can be said in a British accent, although unnecessary.

Jim: You can't hit a single target
John: Try it yourself!
*Jim fails to hit a target*
John: Deadly banter.

by SomeoneStoleMyYouTubeUsername June 11, 2015

goose banter

An alternative form of banter.
Goose banter is ordinary lad banter with an extra dash of cheeky to compliment the banter, therefore adding the gooseyness to it.

The term goose originated from the 4 big lads who were referred to as the "Geese". Above all the Geese had tremendous banter and so GOOSE BANTER WAS FORMED.

Other words dervived from the Godly Geese are gander which refers to one who is looking for something, however the term also means male goose.

Goose Banter - Banter with an extra bit of pow
"You're a motherfukin ass hoe"
"hahha great goose banter"

by Goose Lad July 23, 2015

yarny bant

Generally shit bant. Meant to be offensive but failing miserably.

"That was Yarny bant"

by FreddieT March 27, 2016

The Banter Express

When your banter is on top form to the extent that all your mates get involved.

"Toot toot, all aboard The Banter Express, lads!"

by LaddingtonBear September 21, 2016

ethnic banter

Jokes that ate based on ethnicity

you need to be careful what jokes you say at work . They don't seem to appreciate ethnic banter.

by Minator.D January 26, 2018

Kanter Banter

That loser on YouTube who trend-hops and leeches off of other creator's good content.

Person 1: Hey do you know Kanter Banter?
Person 2: Yeah I hate that kid

by Alexwack September 7, 2018

gang bantered

Being surrounded by people who think they have grade A banter. But it's the worst you've ever heard.

Lad, I've just been gang bantered by them melts.

by JohnDenverwitz June 12, 2019