basketball

When someone shoves a ball up the other teams ass. and then skull fucks their dog and cat.

" wow i just got basketballed."

"why is my dog getting basketballed."
"im gonna go basketball the asian @Nemec"

by Datguysteve April 8, 2022

The basketball diary effect

When something is recommended to you repeatedly, so much so that it puts you off said thing forever.

Man, I never ended up watching that movie due to the basketball diary effect - it was recommended to me so many times, I just started rewatching Party of Five.

by martypartyparty April 26, 2021

basketball

the sport that was made for babies who don't feel like kicking a ball and running up and down a 110 yard field!!

basketball is for babies

by D E L A N E E UHHHH June 17, 2018

Urban Dictionary basketball a**hole

When someone that uses Urban Dictionary shoves a basketball up their a**hole.

Why does he love watching videos of Urban Dictionary basketball a**holes?

by ••••••••••••••• April 12, 2024

Basketball Person

KFC purple kool-aid hellcat SRT NBA

hello basketball Person would you like some fried chicken.

by jaquantavious tha 3rd March 6, 2025

Sas girls basketball

WERE SO ASS . ONLY TWO 7th graders are good lmao!

So ass ! Sas girls basketball needs to stop

by ~ anonymous 😭 November 10, 2019

Jewish Basketball Hall of Fame

It's somewhere underground if you've never been.

The guy was describing his basketball prowess like he had been inducted into the Jewish Basketball Hall of Fame for playing basketball for a while in school, and calling it an overachievement in life. He had about 2 other guys in the Jewish Basketball Hall of Fame with him, about the same number as you would find in the Irish or Italian basketball halls of fame, but still he didn't want to tone his bullshit down, because to him basketball was more than a stupid fucking game he played in school, it was as sacred as religion.

by The Original Agahnim August 24, 2021