Gentlemen, make no mistake, The Castle will be heavily guarded. I warn you now, it will be like getting into Barbie’s minge.
by Deodenatus July 16, 2023
name of the iconic dish in "Zim's Outback Steakhouse" of a smoked smartass lying flat on a plate with his ribs showing off and covered in BBQ sauce.
"this episode contains some smoky Dibs, it might be scary for vegans."
*screen fades in and zooms into a "Dibs On The Barbie" to the Gracie Films jingle*
Zim: hello there, to day i will be teaching you how to cook some crispy n' smoky "Dibs On The Barbie"!
*screen fades in and zooms into a "Dibs On The Barbie" to the Gracie Films jingle*
Zim: hello there, to day i will be teaching you how to cook some crispy n' smoky "Dibs On The Barbie"!
by the German Horse Worder February 25, 2023
A Mom Barbie is a mom, often from Southern California, who is not going to be defined by making iced cookies. She is going to be defined by walking out of some swank hotel/restaurant in a designer outfit and a blank stare and posting it on instagram/snapchat/her mom barbie-blog. Sometimes the kids are involved, but only if their outfits tie in.
"Let's invite Diane to our mom's night! No wait, she's in LA today, it's a two hour drive just to walk out of The Beverly Hills Hotel in her new heels, and those poor valets are probably taking their thirty-ninth photo, she's hard-core Mom Barbie."
"Have you ever noticed that when Lydia's kids try and play barbie it's just a series of outfit changes and a quick photo of each?"
"Have you ever noticed that when Lydia's kids try and play barbie it's just a series of outfit changes and a quick photo of each?"
by mgg November 25, 2018
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by nataliebatalie December 06, 2020
A term typically given to an extremely attractive girl who, underneath the expensive make-up and perfectly manicured nails, is completely plagued by problems of anxiety, jealousy, selfishness and the complete inability of putting herself in the shoes of others. Her problems usually stem from a poor parenting, (usually) in a middle-class setting.
Roger: So, how did that date go with Sarah last week? She's incredibly stunning...
Karl: She's stunning alright - and completely fucked in the head! She's text me 46 times in the last 2 hours and has already threatened to cut my balls off if I don't send her flowers.
Roger: Sheesh... you've only known her for 2 weeks man. What a 'broken Barbie'.
Karl: She's stunning alright - and completely fucked in the head! She's text me 46 times in the last 2 hours and has already threatened to cut my balls off if I don't send her flowers.
Roger: Sheesh... you've only known her for 2 weeks man. What a 'broken Barbie'.
by Smullo December 25, 2016