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Balan

a guy that is just better
by GAYFUCKER900 March 18, 2021
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Balance

Balance is not moving a Confederate statue somewhere nobody will argue over it and keeping it hidden, like an ostrich head. Balance is a Martin Luther King statue here in your face, and right next to it is a Confederate statue in your face, whether you like it or not. It's not compromising everything to get along, since that's a good way to end up fucked by the people trying to get you to compromise (and lose) everything.
Balance is not always pretty or peaceful, and it isn't meant to be that way.
by Solid Mantis April 13, 2021
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Balance

Balance is the (sometimes same) old shit and the new shit. The old friends and the new friends, and never replacing one with the other for anybody.
Someone had tried to throw him/her off balance.
by Solid Mantis April 13, 2021
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Balanced

No shade of skin being more or less powerful than another would be balanced.
The world has been out of balance for a long time, and people have been walking around off balance. Getting in line won't make anything more balanced, since lines tend to tip a balance.
by Solid Mantis April 20, 2021
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Balkan Retreat

A euphemism for someone’s arse, posterior, anus, or shitter. Popular amongst the armed forces deployed to sort out the whole collapse of Yugoslavia schemozzle. (See also Garry Glitter)
She totally pegged him, took him right up the Balkan Retreat.

So I said to him for your birthday we’re doing something special, you can enter my Balkan Retreat.
by The Big Effin’ Gee May 12, 2021
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Balkans

The shithole of the earth located in the balkan peninsula in south eastern Europe
you're going to the balkans

NooNOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by athinistan July 6, 2021
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Baliando

"Damn, you've been acting a lot like Baliando today? What's made you so cool recently."
by Baliando September 9, 2021
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