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Burrito Shyt 

She’s burrito shyt, damn she’s a fine ahh Mexican

Burrito Abortion

Taking a dump whilst a female is on her period. Leaving behind a poop amassed with blood resembling one of life’s partisan issues… but brown.
“Sorry it took so long in there, I was passing a burrito abortion.”
Burrito Abortion by Brayden Moore December 7, 2025

Burrito Bitch

An individual who is unable to eat a 3 pound burrito in a single sitting.
Wow, me and my friends are going out to Mexica , and we have the burrito bitch with us.
Burrito Bitch by Lilly dog 69 December 12, 2025

Beefy 5 Layer Burrito 

The holy supreme of all burritos
I just got 10 beefy 5 layer burritos from taco bell and obtained a god complex

Squeeze the burrito

Dude, I'll be back in 30 minutes, I gotta go squeeze the burrito.

Bowser's Big Bean Burrito 

One of the most challenging levels in all of Mario Maker. A true test of skill that can only be beaten by a elite gamers. Legends say that obtaining the World Record for this level while blindfolded, will grant them the legendary item of spaghetti and meatballs.
But can you beat Bowser's Big Bean Burrito?