Caiden the burglar

The cutest most amazing boy in the entire world :) pero es muy stinky y feo.

I love you so much my stinky

Random creature- “who the hell is Caiden the burglar

Me-“a stinky shit head”

by MEOWOWOOW January 26, 2025

Turd burglar

A “Turd Burglar” is When Courtney R is being a crazy radioactive bad ass bitch w seven flavors of that bootylicious bubble gum.

Courtney is a total turd burglar

by Anner Bananaer March 8, 2025

BURGLAR BURGLAR

Is a Law enforcement agent that goes into your home on a SNEAK and PEAK warrant, but more than likely without one.
While riffling through your belongings BURGLAR BURGLAR will steal items of value as long as they will fit into their pockets. BURGLAR BURGLAR is a highly trained specialist. More often than not you will not notice you've be BURGLAR BURGLARED. Will work with EYE IN THE SKY, STAWKA DeAngelos, DIRTY COWARDS.

BURGLAR BURGLAR must have stolen the gold coins we had in the closet.

by reeeetaaaaad June 3, 2023

Turd burglar

A Turd burglar is a mythical being that takes your turds (aka poop) from your toilet at night when everyone is asleep, similar to the tooth fairy legend.

Little boy: Mommy when will the turd burglar come?

Mother: oh honey the turd burglar only comes at night when your asleep.

by BeeftGunkle June 20, 2023

Jerk Burglar

Jerking off in a public bathroom that stinks so bad, you wear a mask on your fave to cover the smell

The smell was so bad in the public bathroom, but I had to have a go at myself.... now I'm a jerk burglar

by Gar Goyle June 21, 2024

Jerk Burglar

Jerking off in a public bathroom that stinks so bad, you wear a mask on your face to cover the smell

The smell was so bad in the public bathroom, but I just had to have a go at myself.... now I'm a jerk burglar

by Gar Goyle June 27, 2024

Rib Burglar

Eve. (Pejorative). The First woman per the Christian Bible. Can also refer to females of the human race.

Adam had enough of the Rib Burglar. Would she ever stop her incessant talking?

by Jody South July 2, 2024