baland

A generally nice person who cares about people around him, he has great intentions and he is in love with faisal they should tie there dicks together and get married.. also he has a large penis

Wow ur such a Baland

by Xander-sama February 22, 2017

bahena

A crazy son a bitch that likes to party. Nice and friendly and gentle. Usually around 6ft tall is usually bisexual by birth. Born on around october and says the word coño a lot meaning cunt.

Damn did yu see that Bahena twerking in the dance floor ?! (;

by sandy the squirrel October 17, 2013

balenciaga escort

When someone is leading the way in some expensive ass drip

If you don’t know where to go just follow the Balenciaga escort

by Jezuz_b September 16, 2019

balenciussy

Balenciaga purse, with the opening of the purse being the "ussy"

"balenciussy"-Lizzo

Wow, her balenciussy is so cool!

He wishes he had a balenciussy like mine.

by Balenciussy May 8, 2022

p.h. balance

short for potential hipster balance or hipster potential.
when a male or female has some signs of emerging into a full blown hipster but they are in the transitional stage.

Dang, johnnys p.h. balance is going up so much, he will be a such a naughty boy hipster in like a couple months.

by rpgizz September 10, 2007

Balend

Derrived from bellend this term has accuried nurmerous meanings throught its development and has become a common phrase in the English language. The head or end of a penis which has accuried a shape resembling a bell. Also used as a slng term when reffering to a peer. Commonly abbreviated as Bal`

Dude 1: Hey Bal`!

Dude 2: Oh hey man.

Dude 1: Hey did you know that John has a massive Balend?

Dude 2: Dude! Thats awesome!

by T`bal September 24, 2007

Christian Bale

Male, Actor, Secret ruler of the Galaxy.

First came on the scene in Steven Speilberg's "Empire of the Sun".

Best known for his portrayal of Patrick Bateman in Mary Harron's translation of "American Psycho", written by Brett Easton Ellis.

Lost over 60 pounds to play Trevor Reznik in "El Maquinista", endangering his chance of playing Batman in "Batman Begins", which he would film directly afterwards.

Revived the "Batman" franchise in 2005 (with some help from Cillian Murphy, Gary Oldman, Liam Neeson, and Ken Watanabe)in forementioned, "Batman Begins".

Is the best actor of the 21st century.(If you dont know that yet, you will soon ;)

"Yea that part in American Psycho where Christian Bale is chasing that hooker naked through the apartment building with a chainsaw is pretty sick... you wanna get the three for 5 at Domino's?"

by Herman Tiowish July 21, 2008