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awkward robot

Similiar to the awkward turtle, the awkward robot shows up when things are getting uncomfortable. Generally played by a third person witnessing the scene, the awkward robot moves their arms in a slow, mechanical, chopping motion while swaying from side to side. Bonus points for saying "Awkward Robot" in a robot voice.
J. Dog: "Dude! I scored with the hot red head from the Steak and Shake last night!"

Ronnie: "Hey you A-wipe, that's my sister!!!!"

Sadie: "oooo... awkward robot." (makes awkard robot motion)
by J. Dog June 25, 2007
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Awkward Llama

the arch-nemesis of the awkward turtle, a mascot to awkward moments or situations.
by jakey0boy June 18, 2010
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awkward rock

A variation on awkward turtle created by hitting your fist onto an open, outstretched palm. The ringing verberation of the contact should accentuate the silent awkwardness. Awkward rock is awktastic.
Lance Bass: hey guys I'm gay
Everyone: HAHAHA WE KNEW IT!
Justin Timberlake: awkward rock *plop*
by jimbo_z January 30, 2008
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awkward starfish

leve 5 in the "Levels of Awkward". awkward starfish refers to an awkward experience where it takes a minute for the awkwardness to sink in...then all of a sudden, it smacks you RIGHT in the face.
person 1: where do your parents live?
person 2: across from the Chinese Restaurant on 190
(person 1 then realizes that across from the Chinese Restaurant on 190...is a cemetery)
person 2, at the look on their face, laughs.

THAT is awkward starfish.
by SMM Youth Group July 3, 2007
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awkward window

A cars electric window that moves slower when trying to block out an something awkward, such as an argument outside the car.
We were sitting in Mels car when the neighbours came out and had a massive argument, but Mels awkward window took FOREVER to block it out.
by melmic July 14, 2010
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Awkward Pancakes

The awkward breakfast after a one night stand. Variations include awkward cereal and awkward bacon.
Two guys and mom are sitting at breakfast table.
Mom: Now Freddie, Frankie and I had sex last night.
Freddie: What the fuck man?!?
Frankie: Awkward pancakes... *sigh*
by Mooseyip July 9, 2010
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Awkward Lean

An attempt to pose by leaning backwards to try and make oneself look better in a photo, however leans back too far and looks like they are about to fall over.

Very common in girls photos on social media websites.
That girl has an 'Awkward Lean'.
by nzsurferdude February 11, 2012
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