Arthur Scargill

golfing slang - a shot that is hit well but ends up in a very poor lie. Arthur Scargill was head of the National Union of Miners in the 1980's who lead a succession of strikes against Margaret Thatcher's handling of pit closures across the UK. It was a bitter struggle that the government eventually won.

Arthur Scargill - a great strike but a poor result.

"unlucky you ended up in that bush mate, that was a bit of an Arthur Scargill"

by molby August 14, 2006

Arthur's Revenge

A hangover caused by drinking excessive pints of Guinness the night before. Symptoms include headache, bitter after-taste and the squirts. Takes it's name from the Irish Stout's creator, Arthur Guinness.

Colin: Hey, why aren't you at work today?
Peter: I don't feel so good. Got a spot of Arthur's Revenge.
Colin: Your poor ring piece.

by Dairylea Line December 2, 2009

Authoritis

The inability to finish any type of written communication, i.e. novels, emails, letters, memos, etc...

Todd was in the middle of finishing his next best seller, when his authoritis flared up and caused him to cease writing.

Brook: How is the next novel coming Todd?
Todd: It was going great until my authoritis came back.
Brook: That sucks.
Todd: Tell me about it, this was going to be the best one yet.

by Hemingway34 June 24, 2010

Arthur Joke

A joke that when told has nobody laughing except for the person who told the joke

Arthur-What type of cheese has no firends?
Crowd- What type?
Arthur- ProvaLONELY!! HAHAHAHAHAHA
Crowd- -___- wow that was an Arthur Joke...

by Crouchinho October 6, 2011

Arthur Shurtleff

Arthur Shurtleff is a kind and amazing person! They usually are pretty funny and have the biggest heart.

“Dang that’s Arthur Shurtleff?”

by Arthur’s Fan Club January 5, 2022

Author

The. Best. Job. Ever.
-One has no boss.
-One has no specific time to wake up.
-One can make up stories without being questioned.
-One can make millions.
-One can go on holidays as much as they please.
-One can work when they feel like it.
-One is not rushed.
-One can work at home.

Stephanie Mayer is not an author.
She. Is. A. Fool.

by LE POOPMASTER!!! February 25, 2012

author

we're not crazy. we're whimsical.

authors can go on amazing adventures using only a keyboard, a pencil and paper, and their imagination ;)

by anawesomeauthor May 2, 2012