blow it out your ass, johnny

Something you say to someone named Johnny, specifically when he denies that his full name is indeed Johnathan. Best said frequently to remind Johnny that he should blow it out his ass.

What do you mean your name isn't Johnathan? Blow it out your ass, Johnny.

by Pontryagin December 23, 2020

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Get your ass to class bell

The bell that rings, letting you know that you that class is in a few minutes.

That's just the get your ass to class bell, we've still got six minutes.

by faerygirl956 January 26, 2006

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Go Real Estate On Your Ass

"Go Real Estate On Your Ass" is another way to threaten someone with violence. It stems from a clip on MadTV, in which people get rich by threatening to attack home owners with a machete, unless the home owner gives the attacker their house.

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Regular Person: You knock it off or I'll go real estate on your ass!

Gangster: Y'all better cut the shit yo, or I be goin' real estate on yo @$$. Yo.

by Jesesus B' Me May 04, 2010

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Rip the fire out of your ass

1. To administer a proper, complete, and devastating ass-whooping.
2. Engage in non-consentual anal sex.
3. Light a fart with a lighter

If you don't cut out this shit, I'm gonna rip the fire out of your ass.

by Reds86 September 25, 2011

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kicking the crack out of your ass

1.Term used when debating or in a conflict with another person. Inflicting verbal pain. 2. Beating the bloody hell out of someone. DIRECTIONS FOR USE- Plant left foot solid to the floor directly behind the victim, take step backwards with right foot(far enough so heal is raised), lean foward with upper body, and in one fluid motion let loose the fury of right foot towards victims ass crack. :note: if victim is a fat fuck,directions may need to be repeated to remove the amount of crack from ass.

I was that close to "kicking the crack out of your ass."

by Mackey Mack April 21, 2007

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