Angry Squid

A (used) condom found inside of female’s birth canal by a sexual partner other than that whom misplaced/discarded it.

M1: Dude, when was the last time you slept with that trick Cindy?

M2: Four days ago, why?

M1: Because last night I was fingering her at the bleachers and I fished a plump Angry Squid out of her cavernous pussy!

M2: Oh.

by EOD Prof January 25, 2009

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Angry Fish

When a guy is eating a girl and she has a full body orgasm, her legs slam shut on his face. Pushing his face to look like a fish.

Guy1: "Dude she gave me an angry fish."
Guy2: "Awesome"

by JuSak January 20, 2012

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angry inch

(1) A penis that is very small.

(1) A penis mutilated by a botched sex change operation.

(3) A man who makes the most of his small penis.

(1) When I pulled down his pants he had an angry inch.

(2) After his botched sex change operation, Hedwig was left with an angry inch.

(3) He had a small penis, but he was an animal in the sack to make up for it!

by katelinnEdwards September 24, 2006

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angry beaver

going down on a female and ripping out pubic hairs with one's teeth

I was giving her oral when she made fun of me, I then proceeded to give her an angry beaver.

by Chris Cole November 13, 2003

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angry masturbation

The act of pleasuring one's self while under a great deal of stress,angst,anger, or general hostility. Often leaves the genital areas red and sore for a period of twenty-four hours. Other side effects may be painful.

mr hughes, school administrator (during the act); "God damn kids Rawrrrr I'm rubbing my cock so hard Rahh I Hate Hartland Rahh MYSPACE Rahh"

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After that fight with my girlfriend, i performed some hardcore angry masturbation....that bitch...

by dantrick June 20, 2006

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