Jam the Shelf Angel

Jam the Shelf Angel is a departed soul of good. Jam is the counterpart and opposite of Jim the Closet Demon. Jam’s gender identity is described only as ‘binary’ and they use she/they pronouns. They are 7 inches tall (17.48 cm) and have a wide frame with thick thighs. This is also the opposite of Jim the Closet Demon who is described as tall and lanky. Jam the Shelf Angel primarily exists within shelves and does not want or require sacrifices or worship.

Person 1: “Is that Jim the Closet Demon?”

Person 2: “No, that is Jam the Closet Angel and you are showing your ignorance because Jim and Jam are nothing alike.”

Person 1: “Oh, should I worship Jam the Shelf Angel?”
Person 2: “No you absolute fool.”

by Turtle in a box September 2, 2022

Snow Angel

When a girl gives two foot jobs, and two hands jobs at the same time giving the motion of making a snow angle.

Bro you remember that girl that did the snow angel? she did it again.

by hockeyfiend21 August 17, 2011

sloppy angel

when a woman is giving a man head and he cums in her mouth. He proceeds to slap her in the back of the head causing the semen to come out her nose.

She was on her knees, and i gave her a sloppy angel. She wasn't too happy

by the filthy phillie May 13, 2006

Steel Angel Kurumi

Super happy explosive anime lesbian robots with welsch corgi jetpacks and love-rainbows that fight in the air for their friends lesbian nookie

"the show 'steel angel kurumi' is filled with "Super happy explosive anime lesbian robots with welsch corgi jetpacks and love rainbows that fight in the air for their friends lesbian nookie!"

by Dj Masta Cheez September 26, 2004

San Angelo

Small town in the middle of butt-fuck nowhere, tx

meth capital

austinite; where are you from. angelonion; san angelo. austinite; is that in cali? angelonion; no, remember the polygamy bust a few years ago? that went down in my town. austinite; ahhhh right on.

by lolleraids July 14, 2010

Shocking Angelo

To extremely stimulate a female's clit into bursting load of vaginal cum.

I was surprised that my boyfriend knew how to do the shocking angelo, he made my pussy squirt waves of cum like a tsunami!

by bangbus November 19, 2007

Jamaican snow angel

When one is utterly drenched in sweat, and subsequently lies on a porous surface (such as a wooden deck) for a substantial amount of time. The resulting outline of a human figure resembles a snow angel, but instead of being an imprint in snow, is of dark mark made of sweat.

So I went for a 94 minute run, and it was like 94 degrees out. When I got home, I laid down on my deck and made an AWESOME Jamaican snow angel.

by Albert Brady May 6, 2009