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Amish Palmer

Drinking Arnold Palmers while getting a hand job in a horse drawn carriage
I was shotgunning an Arnold Palmer while she was giving me an Amish Palmer in the carriage at Christmas.
by YEE F*ckin HAW October 20, 2023
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Amish Peanut Butter

When an amish man/woman shits on a piece of bread
He totally amish peanut buttered his client in the diner
by The lord voldermort January 3, 2024
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Amish Gap Year

Amish Gap Year is a life changing experience that gives you a new perspective on life
Holy shit that coffee shop (Tous Les Jours) was so good, it was our Amish Gap Year
by Big Bakey October 19, 2024
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Amish Covered Wagon

(N); synonym of Dutch Oven...

Typically perpetrated by the male human species (however open to both genders): when in bed one farts (silent or audibly), while pulling (or already having pulled) the covers over the others head in order to make a both warm and noxious local atmosphere.

It is the credentialed opinion of this author that this term was proliferated and hereby codified by virtue of a certain sharp witted, critical thinking Navy Health Care Administrator - who's name shall be with held for the sake of professional courtesy.
Upon returning home from deployment and witnessing the incredible house makeover, Jeff validated his familial happiness with no less than three Amish Covered Wagons that evening.
by always_laugh December 14, 2013
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amish logic

Completely circular bullshit of the highest degree.
Dude, that is totally amish logic.
by MysticBullshitter January 24, 2015
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Techno-Amish

One who has the technical ability and understanding on the level of an Amish person who has never had electricity.
I asked Joe how this meter worked and he replied "I'm completely Techno-Amish and have no idea"!
by Zoltar85 May 3, 2016
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amish vacation

When you fill your sex partner's anus with heavy cream, and engage in anal fisting until the cream is churned into butter.
I took my girlfriend on an {Amish Vacation} last night, then we used the butter for pancakes the next morning!
by PepperBuns28 June 13, 2017
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