Alyson

Lord of the Rings is her religion. Her favorite flavor is vanilla and she always smells like it... except when she smells like a big stinky fart. Alysons fart a lot. But they make up for it by being pretty much the most fun girl around. They are also prone to fits of giggles and the occasional sweaty bum. Alysons are smart, but they don't rub that in your face, unless it comes to the Legend of Zelda, then they will make fun of anyone who cannot get past the Great Decu Tree. Just to be clear: Alysons may be nerds, but they are really hot nerds.

Oh man, that first date went really well! At first I wasn't sure because she looked waaay too hot for me, but then she farted and I knew she was the one. She's a total Alyson.

by thelittleprince86 December 6, 2011

Alyson

Alyson has the biggest boobs that you will ever see. She is sexy from head to toe and guys can never stop staring at her. She loves to tease the guys that are all obsessed with her body. Always get Alyson to have sex with you whenever possible, you will not regret it.

Alyson has the biggest boobs I've ever seen.

by ._Saigon_. January 10, 2017

Allison

A bitch

Stop being an Allison

by DafPlat February 22, 2019

Allison

The most gorgeous girl you will ever meet. The ones with blue eyes are the best. She can steal any guys heart, simply by smiling. She is very athletic and will take you in any challenge. She can be nice and caring, but if you mess with her friends you'll wish you didn't. Once your on her bad side it's hard to get back on her good side. If you really get to know her, you won't be able to imagine life without her. She's got a killer sense of humor and can take a joke... unlike some. But she has a smile that'll make your jaw drop.

Guy 1: Whose that girl over there with the amazing smile?
Guy 2: That's Allison
Guy 3: I think I'm gonna ask her out...
Guy 2: Goodluck , she already turned down the whole basketball team and football team
Guy 3: Omg

by thebestperson11 April 26, 2017

Allison

Allison is a gorgeous leader.yet she doesn’t know how gorgeous she is. She always puts others before herself. Doesn’t let anything get to her. When the boys fall for her they fall for her hard. She doesn’t cry over silly things . She’s a creative,loyal,gorgeous girl.dhes an amazing friend but other girls are jealous most of the time because of how pretty and nice she is.she can fight like a man and love to be creative.

Girl#1 omg I hate Allison

Girl#2 yea she’s so annoying
Girl walking by: wow why do people hate her she is amazing and gorgeous.
Walks up to the mean girl... : get to know Allison before u talk abt her Bitchs

by Hiiisvha wiabfjaivr February 25, 2019

Allison

She's very introverted, but extroverted at the same time. She's very insecure, but always comes out of her shell when needed. She's a great friend, super pretty, super funny, but underestimates herself ALL OF THE TIME, even though shes the greatest human being on earth.

I LOVE YOU ALLISON!!!

by Bester Bitch April 20, 2019

Allyson Two

An "Allyson Two" is eight of two kinds of something, four and four. Usually referring to ordering hot beverages.

I would like to order an Allyson Two of Turkish coffee and tea. You would receive four cups of Turkish coffee and four cups of tea, totaling eight cups.

by Yahyah Alttaw'am April 12, 2016