When you fake your girlfriend into saying you're going to stick it in her pussy, but stick it in her asshole instead.
Kunal's girlfriend was expecting him to stick his rod in her pussy, but he stuck it in her ass while yelling "ANAL SURPRISE!"
by djphotik May 31, 2006
by JonnyLzRyan August 08, 2006
Phil was fucking Mary in the ass at 100mph with his 15inch penis he caused some serious anal destruction... she couldn't walk correctly after that.
by ReynaReaktor April 11, 2006
Seth: You give it to that girl up the ass yet?
Chris: No, but I can assure you that anal is on the table.
Girl: It is, it is.
Chris: No, but I can assure you that anal is on the table.
Girl: It is, it is.
by balls123451 June 08, 2009
An anal gape is the continual hole left in the asshole after a dick has been taken out of it. Normally, it take a great amount of anal sex to create this gape, as usually the asshole will immediately return to normal once the dick has been taken out.
by Dee Brown January 14, 2005
An army of 9 year olds that a popular twitch streamer called Uberhaxornova has created and is celebrated when Nova raids another streamer
by Ryuu124 March 21, 2019
the mind blowing sexual act performed on/with a vegan anally. Vegans do not eat red meat and thus have very clean colons resulting in clean and stress free anal
“Dude, you get nasty with that Margaret girl yet?”
“Breh it was righteous….got that supreme Vegan Anal.”
“Breh it was righteous….got that supreme Vegan Anal.”
by matt5000 June 02, 2010