A bald Randy is when you poo on a bald man's head. After this you then lick it all up and vomit on his cock. Then you give him a sloppy blow job and tongue kiss him with a mixture of vomit, poo and cum in your mouth.
by Garythegreatandpowerful June 5, 2020
Get the Bald Randymug. That sexual position your significant other always wanted to try that looks like it requires a yoga master to even hope to achieve penetration. Named after farm equipment, which is the least yoga-like and sexy thing ever.
Sexual position formerly known as the plow.
Sexual position formerly known as the plow.
"Dude, how did you break your dick?"
"She wanted to try the randy rototiller, man. I couldn't say no."
"She wanted to try the randy rototiller, man. I couldn't say no."
by Southern Sugar November 10, 2014
Get the randy rototillermug. Instagram meme page with over 700k followers and is a very hot, cute, sexy memepage. 10/10 would highly recommend. Go follow them
by Retardedpostrandy July 5, 2022
Get the Repost randymug. 1) only blows the dopest Vape clouds
2) qualified for the 2016 beer pong and Vape olympics
3) makes his friends pay for anything and everything
4) goes out of way to save even the slightest bit of money
5) in 2016 his life took a turn for the worse when he was convicted as a bro rapist
2) qualified for the 2016 beer pong and Vape olympics
3) makes his friends pay for anything and everything
4) goes out of way to save even the slightest bit of money
5) in 2016 his life took a turn for the worse when he was convicted as a bro rapist
John was Randy-ing so hard last night. He invited over 3 of his close friends, got them lit off natty lite, and when they were blacked out drunk, began to fondle with their nut sacks and take their money. When the friends woke up in the morning, John made then clean up the basement and pay him for the beer and food they ate.
by Randy-ing June 27, 2016
Get the Randy-ingmug. by Someguy475783 May 30, 2018
Get the Randy Pottermug. The person in the first scream movie who told everyone the rules to surviving a horror movie
He’s also one of the main characters of the first scream movie, and he’s the nerdy one of the group
He’s also one of the main characters of the first scream movie, and he’s the nerdy one of the group
Jeff: Who’s your favorite scream character?
John: Randy meeks
Jeff: you mean the nerd who told people the rules?
John: Randy meeks
Jeff: you mean the nerd who told people the rules?
by spxrrowzz April 11, 2022
Get the Randy meeksmug. by cobra_.1 November 23, 2021
Get the soham randimug.