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cuban

v. (derogatory) To purposely tank/lose an important competition in an effort to place oneself in a better situation in the future, usually as a professional sports team
The Chicago Bears really cubanned their season to get a better draft pick for next year
by not jason kidd April 10, 2023
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Cuban milkshake

A Cuban milkshake is when you shit piss cum and vomit in a big booty ass nigga than fuck his ass until it’s all shook up then proceed to funnel it down your throat while stroking your shit in his mouth
Fuck nigga you so sexy ima give you a Cuban milkshake
by Zefanya March 20, 2023
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Cuban Cropdust

While snorting cocaine off someone’s asshole they fart and blow it all over your face.
I was hanging out with Tiffany last night and she gave me a Cuban cropdust!
by Boogboi December 2, 2022
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Cuban Sunrise

A sex act involving the use of a branding iron to blind an eye for immense sexual gratification.
I’m giving Steve a Cuban Sunrise.
by Musty Musk Man August 18, 2023
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cuban mustache wax

similar to a face ride, but not quite

a cuban mustache wax is when you pour olive oil all over your face, the gal rides your mustache after she's applied nair w/o removing it all over her coochie
by Monkey Breff February 14, 2025
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