Ashton turner

A white pot noodle who thinks he can rap and is a model when he modelled once :)
“Mate he’s just like Ashton turner”
“What do you mean”
“He can’t rap and his hair is a damp pot noodle ygm
“Ahhh I get u g”
by Tushooo McDonald’s eee August 04, 2019
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John Turnering

He is a sideski from the leftski on the Right side because da war kein Geld

Aber wenn er ein let ist ist er ein san und gibt Par sidekicks
John turnering macht sich warm mit Tricks
by tarzanuron November 24, 2021
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Tina turner

Someone who rolls Canabis joints without enough tobacco inside it. Usually Turner tobacco a really harsh tobacco
Hey At least you didn’t smoke Abdul’s Tina turner spliff
by Smokeyeastwood March 22, 2018
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Mia Turner

Much like the Masai Giraffe, Mia Turner is spotted, lengthy, and shits standing standing up.

Her companion, Peter Sarris, and her. Sit down for dinner every night and partake in a meal of shit served with a large side of chipolte ranch.

Mia Turner is so weird. She literally eats fucking pickles dipped in chipolte ranch.

She pleases her self with a boy toy named Colin who has to be the most ugly mf on this planet. She preformed oral sex on him in a class room during a basketball game at Blue Valley West High School.
Person: “hi Mia
Mia: “hi”
*mia walks away*
Person to friend: “god damn I hate that bitch Mia Turner”
by Cockfighter101 February 24, 2022
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Alfie Turner

Alfie Turner is a very small man with a massive penis , some would say ginormous
Holy shit look Alfie Turner’s massive wang
by JackMate July 10, 2022
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Turnering

When someone raises money for a place for live music/ music artists by playing on youtube and doing virtual music gigs online.
Frank is going to be turnering tonight on youtube.
by Iamagardener February 11, 2021
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