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Shower on a stick

Deodorant, usually applied liberally to mask the accumulation of grime over the past few days.
Damn it! Stephanie is coming over in 5 minutes and I haven't bathed in a week! Thank goodness for the ol' shower on a stick!
by cripes February 20, 2009
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flake shower

The rain of dandruff that comes off your head when you scratch.
When Joe scratched his head, the flake shower that came off him rivaled that of Ally Sheedy in the Breakfast Club when she made it snow on her drawing.
by vwallac October 31, 2008
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Californian Shower

When you stand under the place where the water is supposed to come out, but because of the low-flow device you don't really get wet.
I just don't have that clean feeling after that lame Californian shower.
by nsfwns February 20, 2013
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Gayby Shower

An event put on by gay men (or women), much like a baby shower, to celebrate the conception and eventual birth of a child. At the center of the event is typically a fruit fly or same-sex couple. Activities at such an event include traditional baby shower games and decor typically includes brightly colored favors. Drinking heavily is not frowned upon at such an event.
The gayby shower last week was the first shower I've ever been to where the bears were covered in pink glitter but weren't stuffed.
by N8Mags February 20, 2013
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carol shower

When you need to take a quick shower so you don't wash your hair.. Only your body.
I have to be out of the house in 10 minutes so I'm just gonna take a Carol Shower.
by Princess LiLi January 21, 2014
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shower master

An ugly brown fob kid that showers with men in the change room, even when a shower is not needed for his enlarged, and flabby body. When skyping or face timing this person, his camera is fogged up and seems to be in a showering environment.
by humza freakin choudhary March 28, 2014
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Blatian Shower

When there is plenty of toilet paper but you get in the shower after taking a shit and fall asleep in your own feces immediately flooding the bathroom and/or house. Used frequently by none other than Blake "the car crasher" Johnson.
If I take a Blatian shower, I can clean my booty hole and the bathroom floor
by DDIII August 8, 2017
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