So the name Mark was no mainstream and Marcus was too long so your parents decided to name you Marc. If you’re a Marc, you’re inherently blessed with barbaric swoleness and your testosterone levels are off the charts. You constantly radiate exuberance and joy everywhere you go and you’re not afraid to make jokes that everyone thinks of but no one dares to say. Marcs also tend to have organomegaly usually manifested in the form of “arms the size of an average human’s thigh” as well as a jawline chiselled to perfection and make you believe that perfection does exist and it walks the surface of the planet in the form of Marc.
Damn bruh look at that Marc, he’s so perfect. Do you think the organomegaly extends to his corpus cavernosum?
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I really like having my dad around to play catch with. I hope pulling a marc isn’t on his bingo card.
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