Kiwi

A nickname usually for those who are amazing. Kiwis are very beautiful and delicate birds, and this should be used to describe a person who is simply that. Kiwis are also very sweet fruits, which describes that of a Kiwis personality

Him 1: She’s perfect in every way.
He 2: That’s a Kiwi if I’ve ever seen one.

by The smooth talker November 18, 2019

Dirty Kiwi

The act of peeling the fur off a kiwi and using it to wipe your ass after a shit

“There’s no toilet paper left John”
“Don’t worry Jenny we’ve got 3 kiwis, you’ll just have to do a dirty kiwi”

by Eggie Benis November 23, 2023

Kiwi engineering

When something breaks so you use the things you found in your garage to fix it.

Examples
1. Black car paint fading or scratched? Use black duct tape.

2. Did you just hit your fender and it's now falling off? Rip tie it on.

3. You don't have a lock for your locker? Use a Bobby pin.

That painting is getting held up by pur kiwi engineering

by The official kiwi June 26, 2025

kiwi businessman

A businessman ( or woman ) based in New Zealand who would rather hold onto an item they are selling for years and years collecting dust on a shelf rather than accepting a reasonable offer.

Buyer: " hello, how much do you want for that 25 year old car part?"

Seller ( Kiwi Businessman) : " $250 "

Buyer: "But I can buy one new for $150, how about $130? I mean it is pretty worn".

Seller ( Kiwi Businessman): $245...

Buyer: .... Click ( hangs up phone ).

by TURDBO PRIME May 2, 2023

Kiwi Stamp

When you dip your testicles into green ink and proceed to tap them on your sleeping shipmates forehead. The mark then looks like a kiwi fruit.

When Sailor Jerry falls asleep, I’m gonna kiwi stamp him so hard.

by Sailor Sada July 8, 2021

Kiwi

It’s a fruit

Brown and green

It’s a kiwi and you eat it

by XoXoahs January 19, 2021

KiWi

When you go for a key and a wee! Commonly used in clubs, pubs, and portaloos

Hey mate let’s go for a KiWi

by Mindia July 12, 2019