intelligent, strong, witty, sigma, big feet, 5'8, sexy hands, beautiful vocal chords, sarawakian man
felix is chad
by sumpah bukan felix November 24, 2021

A retail customer with a completely unorganized bag (or bags) full of an absurd amount of return items.
Named in honor of the iconic Felix The Cat and his magic bag of tricks, because how much stuff dud he REALLY gave in that bag?!
Named in honor of the iconic Felix The Cat and his magic bag of tricks, because how much stuff dud he REALLY gave in that bag?!
"I told My boss that I had to stay late because of a last minute Felix with 27 (3rd party online retail giant name redacted) returns!"
by Sean Twisted September 22, 2023

by felix hakeröd January 19, 2017

Felix Pau,is a person,who loves Nutella more than anything else.If you know a Felix Pau, you should know, that this person is clearly the most beautiful and amazing person you will ever meet in your life.He´s really cute and his smile makes the darkness less dark.He has got a wonderful and adorable character.When we´re together we can do all this funny shit,like killing the bilsteingang,Felix Pau,you know haha :).Felix Pau,if you will ever read this, you should know that every time, when I´m with you,I´m the happiest person in this world and you should know, that you make the winter feel warmer and the weakness less weak.
Every time,you are the who,love is the what, and this is the why.
Every time,you are the who,love is the what, and this is the why.
by Otteristhebest October 28, 2017

a person that walks like a gorilla and is also named St00pid . he’s is a nice person is very very c00L : )
by guaow April 2, 2019

by Nattybattytwatty November 24, 2021
