Punch A Bitch Day

Punch A Bitch Day is held on November 5th, during which you can punch anybody that you deem worthy of being called a Bitch.

"Hey! Guess what! Its Punch A Bitch Day! Get ready to get your shit rocked John!"

by Penishaver3000 November 1, 2021

Punch a microwave day

Do you ever feel like you want to punch a microwave? well today is (probably not) the day! On Dec 19th, you can punch a microwave!

I want to participate in Punch a microwave day

by Speegey December 19, 2021

National Suck A Chode Day

National Suck A Chode Day occurs on July 7th.
Anyone can suck a Chode.

Tom: "Dude, did u hear what tomorrow is?"
Zach: "The 7th?"
Tom: "No! It's national Suck A Chode Day!"
Zach: "I'll text Stacy now!"

by HappyDICKS10075 July 6, 2017

National step on a bug day!

April 13th national step on a bug day! Go ahead and step your heart out on those creepy creatures

*stomp stomp*

I love stomping on bugs especially on national step on a bug day!

by Benny19 May 25, 2018

National Suck a titty Day

Men & Women, this event applies whenever you choose. today? yes. tomorrow? yes. every day of the week? yes. every day of the month? yes. every god damn day of the fuckin year? hellllll yeaahhh! your welcome, thank me later.

Hey babe, guess what today is?
what?
It’s National Suck a titty Day biiiiitch!!
helllll yeaahh

by nationalsuckatittyday March 26, 2019

National hug a boy day

Girls go out there and hug a boy. They deserve it.✨

It’s national hug a boy day so hug a boy girls

by h@ydëñ October 19, 2019

National kiss a Mia day

National kiss a Mia Day

If you’re lucky enough to know a Mia...Kiss her. Doesn’t have to be on the lips it could be on the hand or cheek

Her: Why did u kiss me?

Person: Because it’s November 5th

Her: Ooooh it’s national kiss a Mia day

by Askmeoutdummy October 30, 2019