This defintion rocks...My name is Jason ans I was born in '79. That might make me almost ancient, i guess, but I still get young pussy. I once had sex with an 18 year old and a 41 year old on the same day.
Girl, don't fuck him...He's older-than-Jason! You should just fuck Jason instead...I hear he loves to eat pussy!
by OldassJason August 10, 2009

An obviously stupid event, person, place, or thing.
As George Carlin would say: "dumber than a second coat of paint".
As George Carlin would say: "dumber than a second coat of paint".
Transubstantiation? Jesus Christ, that's Dumber than Easter!
Gift 700 Billion dollars to Wall Street Bankers to save the economy? Jesus Fucking Christ, that's Dumber than Easter!
Sarah Palin? Jesus Motherfucking Tittysucking Rollerskating Cocksucking Christ with hard-on, that bitch is Dumber than Easter!
See DUMBER THAN A SACK OF HAMMERS
Gift 700 Billion dollars to Wall Street Bankers to save the economy? Jesus Fucking Christ, that's Dumber than Easter!
Sarah Palin? Jesus Motherfucking Tittysucking Rollerskating Cocksucking Christ with hard-on, that bitch is Dumber than Easter!
See DUMBER THAN A SACK OF HAMMERS
by Charlie Bravo April 6, 2010

by Max1984Harper August 8, 2018

Bobby: “what do you think of Ohio?”
Brandon: “you know what I think of Ohio. It sucks ass.”
Bobby: “You only say that because you’re from Michigan.”
Brandon: “I only say that cause I’m right. Also Michigan is Better Than Ohio.”
Brandon: “you know what I think of Ohio. It sucks ass.”
Bobby: “You only say that because you’re from Michigan.”
Brandon: “I only say that cause I’m right. Also Michigan is Better Than Ohio.”
by Closet Gayng February 7, 2021

by Crazier than Trump February 25, 2017

by Tedluvlu June 6, 2016
