japanese burrito

when you get anally probed by aliens

after the long voyage i was given a japanese burrito

by justanotherwannabe November 23, 2014

japanese firefighter

When you are banging a chick from behind and you pull her eyes back to make her look Japanese. You finish with pouring a glass of water over her head and yelling Godzilla

Nate's girl talked back to him so he gave her a Japanese firefighter later that night during "special time".

by Big time November 15, 2013

Japanese candy

Japanese candy is basically porn, but better!

person 1 :"dude i just got some Japanese candy wanna share?"
person 2 : "nah i prefer to use my candy alone"

by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) expand dong September 8, 2016

japanese whore

A women who pretends to be sweet and nice before marriage but ends up being control freak who cheats on you . She'll hope to make you a submissive cuckold through cheating and/or mind games.

John: did you dump at Japanese whore finally?

Joe: yup, kicked that slut back to her country.

by sowhatumadbro November 18, 2015

Japanese Irregulars

People on blogs that are so crazy about Fukushima, they will make stuff up, they will spam blogs regarding antinuclear activities but in reality it will make things worse for the Japanese. Its all just code for "lets meet at the park and have a group circle jerk". Snoodlers welcome.

The Japanese Irregulars show time and time again that walking in on parents having sex as a child does have lasting life time effects.

by Helen Scaldicrotch December 27, 2011

Japanese Teacup

In a threesome, when a guy jizzes in one of the girl's bellybutton, and the other girl drinks it out.

We did the japanese teacup last night.

by nayr113 June 28, 2011

japanese puppy

usually a panda,dragon,or lochnese monster

when did u see the japanese puppy at the zooo

by momohaah January 20, 2011