Sleep off the meat

Sleeping after sex

When a woman has just had sex with a man and says "I think I need to sleep off the meat "

by Fierox March 11, 2017

dollar store meat

Dollar store meat means a cheap male penis that is sold for 99 cents at the dollar store

Kaley: hey anthony, i just bought this dollar store meat... yumm

by anon6969420quickscopeXx July 7, 2016

Dirty Meat Rod

When you have anal sex and your partner forgot to wipe their ass and you pull out only to find your dick is covered inanal snot

FuckBuddy 1: Dude did you wipe your ass properly?
FuckBuddy 2: Ummm maybe. Why?
FuckBuddy 1: You've just given me a Dirty Meat Rod you healed up cunt

by Large Nipple January 10, 2013

Superheated Meat Juice

The extremely hot juices found inside smokies, hot dogs etc. that when bitten into explode in an ejaculatory manner, burning your face and giving men the unsettling feeling of knowing what a facial feels like.

"Whoa, that foot-long just blasted you in the face with superheated meat juice!"

by Big balls + Lil balls September 4, 2012

Neapolitan Meat Grinder

The act of impregnating a female, while your testicles are dangling in a running meat grinder and you’re both eating Neapolitan flavored ice cream.

Hey babe! Wanna try the Neapolitan Meat Grinder tonight?

by Lizzy Borden yo! May 10, 2023

beat your meat

To masturbate, jerk off, pull the meat package, choking the chicken

Go beat your meat!

by jjjjjccccwww January 30, 2023

Montreal Meat Pie

When a Canadian has sex with a meat pie of any kind.

“And that’s why they call it a Montreal Meat Pie!"
"So it's just a Canadian fucking a meat pie?"
"Yes."
"Why did you tell me this?"
"Because space blows and I like looking up weird shit on the Internet."

by ExVinity December 30, 2022