Mexican Wet Dream

When a Mexican sneaks into your house late at night and ejacs all over you while you are sleeping.

-I woke up in a puddle this morning, at first I thought I was sweating, but it turns out my neighbor Jose gave me a Mexican wet dream.

-My girl Maria loves a good Mexican wet dream

by Lazuras1986 November 16, 2020

Mexican pork roast

When a border patrol officer is burned alive over drugs

Did you hear about the cop being burned in Mexico it must have been a Mexican pork roast

by Theholeycrap October 08, 2015

flamming mexican

1. Similar to a boilermaker, but using Mexican beer and tequila.
2. A homosexual Mexican.
3. A Mexican who failed to escape a burning building.

1. I'd like a Flamming Mexican.
2. Who does he think he is? He was s such a Flamming Mexican.
3. Jose was fast but not fast enough. Rest In Peace Jose.

by Target practice January 19, 2017

mexicanized

The action of enhancing something in order to make something look as if a Mexican owns it.

Yo that 1999 GMC Sierra looks crazy mexicanized.

by AlfredWO Garcia September 22, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 29, 2025

Mexican Musket

Mexican Musket

A cautionary tale about post Mexican food anal sex resulting in a jalapeno seed lodged in your dick hole causing irritated Mexican Musket!

by Littledick69 May 30, 2020

mexican death roll

a type of flop in soccer where the guy falls on the ground for absolutely no reason.

STOP DOING THE MEXICAN DEATH ROLL BRO

by ChristopherDanielMyersTheThird March 02, 2017