Milking the grape cow

To take the bag out of a box of wine and extract the last glass full by squeezing the bag and opening the spout.
Jen needed one more glass of wine so (she milked the grape cow).

How did you get another glass of wine Jamie I thought we were all out ? "By milking the grape cow" she said.
by Bestly May 4, 2018
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Molly milk toast

A bland or basic person that is palatable yet otherwise, the lesser of two options if given a choice against a person with more exuberance in nature or appearance.
I’d invite her but she’s so Molly Milk Toast and would bring the groups average down.
by The.Smoking.Gun January 17, 2024
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Un-ironic milk drinker

Someone who drinks milk un-ironically i.e without cookies, cereal, spicy foods, etc.
Guy 1: Whoah, is that dude over there drinking a massive glass of milk?

Guy 2: Well I guess that means he’s an un-ironic milk drinker
by saucyg October 2, 2021
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foot milk

that momment when your foot starts producing milk thats changing into cheese
bob: i got a case of a foot milk
James: cool bro my foot got deformed yesterday
by JIMMYLABO October 25, 2019
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reduced-fat milk

Refers to the various "levels" or "degrees" of "milk" (sexual intercourse) that are below the actual "full-fat" kind (hot 'n' heavy copulation with totally bare genitals). These include:

2% milk (where the girl manually/orally "releases the pressure" right beforehand, so that the eager stud will be "freshly emptied" and thus won't be able to cum again for at least a few minutes, and so the girl can safely let him insert his bare cock and thrust inside of her for a while without spurting),

1% milk (where the chick still allows the guy to enter her but insists on his using protection),

Fat-free milk (where the cutie just gives the guy a blowjob or handjob. "Fat-free" milk may often be what is administered by a sympathetic-hearted chick to a second guy --- often while she is simultaneously riding her boyfriend's cock --- as a "cheer-up/courtesy gesture" so that said male bystander won't feel so "left out"; the girl takes pity on the partner-less dude and uses her lips and/or hands to pleasure his cock and let him "vent his pent-up emotions", without actually "giving him any cream" allowing him access between her legs), and

Powdered milk (where the gal lets the guy undress her and caress her all over with his hands and lips, and cuddles naked in bed with him, but does not "pleasure" him orally/manually or permit sexual intercourse of any kind).
Three even-more-austere examples of "less-than-whole cow-juice" are:

Curds and whey (where the gal lets the guy feel her up, but does not let him undress her),

Whey (where the gal allows lots of hugs and kisses, but does not let the guy touch her intimately, and

Plain water (where the gal lets the guy hold hands with her and maybe shares an occasional hug with him, but declines the more "lovey-dovey " gestures).

Horny guy: I love my new girlfriend --- nice personality, hot bod, great cook, and so on. I just wish she would let me truly "go all the way", but she only allows me reduced-fat milk --- makes me wear a rubber if I wanna "do it" between her legs!
by QuacksO June 29, 2023
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Milk

(Dad) Man, Daughter can i squeeze the milk out of you?!

(Daughter) You mean calcium sauce, Right?
by Carl Wheezer's Croissant February 5, 2021
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Milk duds

When a girl squats over a man's face and uses the man's credit card to cut pieces of the terd coming out of her butthole into bite size pieces.
I saw the the video that Clark made where he paid a lady to do a " milk duds " to him during a scat session.
by Babyguts May 14, 2022
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