Milk Midgets

Milk Midgets are exceptionally small creatures that, when you least suspect it and aren't looking, steal your milk. They are most commonly known to move during night time and raid kitchen refrigerators for milk and other milk-based products.

Milk Midgets are known to fear vegans and will totally avoid a home with a vegan in it unless particularly hungry or thirsty.

Boy: "Shoot, I drank all the milk! Mom and Dad are going to be so angry with me!"
Girl: "Not if we blame it on the Milk Midgets."
Boy: "You're right! That's a great idea!"

by MarshmallowKing January 25, 2025

Milk chocolate bbc

A bbc that has the complexion of milk chocolate.

Micah Harrell has a milk chocolate bbc

by Milkchocolatebbc February 5, 2025

Decafe milk

Milk that’s decaffeinated

Yo, can I get a large decafe milk, please?

by Decafe milk February 7, 2025

Shadow milk cookie

The hottest most amazing and beautiful cookie from Cookie Run: Kingdom ever :D

Person: Hey! I’m in love with Shadow Milk Cookie!

Person 2: Yeah, me too, he’s just amazing!

by SHADOWMILKCOOKIE February 11, 2025

Milk Breath

What one gets 5 minutes after guzzling Milk .
Usually it stinks and you have to brush your teeth after

Chad: hi guys!
Kirsten: ew Chad do you have milk breath
Chad: yea I just drank milk 5 minutes ago
Kirsten: Go brush your teeth your breath stinks of rotten milk

by kieralovedanny February 15, 2025

Milking

Continuously dragging a topic through the mud

More Pegasus is still milking the Mr.Beast drama 6 months after it has died down. He needs to move on

by Literally the biggest D1 hater February 16, 2025

Milk bath

A type of girl whose beauty is so startling and profound, indicating a papered cloistered existence - so perfect her parents must’ve bathed her in milk

Man, blue and gold is full of milk bath baddies tn

by Yo mama a ho February 22, 2025