A piss missile is absolute wondershot in football (or soccer if your country doesnt care enough about it) that is a long speedy straight shoot that scores a goal
by hodenkitzler71 February 4, 2024
Get the piss missile mug.The act of pissing after having to do the weird dance to hold the piss in for the last few steps before reaching the toilet just in time before pissing yourself, normally after holding it in for way too long.
John: You guys just arrived, where's Mike going?
Steve: He's off to the toilet to do a ritualistic piss, we hadn't stopped for a break at all on the drive here.
Steve: He's off to the toilet to do a ritualistic piss, we hadn't stopped for a break at all on the drive here.
by viperidae February 7, 2024
Get the ritualistic piss mug.Assume the crouching position as if you were waddling like a duck. Slide your cock out the side of your shorts and have a piss. No one else will see it happen as you are so close to the ground.
Damo 'hey mate did ya end up buying that makita set from bunnings'
Kyle 'yeh mate ripper deal........God damn it damo you just did a Vietnamese stealth piss didn't you. It's pooling around my bloody feet'
Kyle 'yeh mate ripper deal........God damn it damo you just did a Vietnamese stealth piss didn't you. It's pooling around my bloody feet'
by Savage creep December 12, 2022
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"Sofia was pissing me off so I piss-bombed her"
by dan-the-man173821 December 17, 2022
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Get the Pissing About mug.The opposite of peace talks. It generally means to piss off your rival in a conference to cause more hostilities.
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