Mr Mayor: (in hushed tones) I need you to test the equipment in the kiddy park tonight.
Yes, sir, replied the Nympomaniac association.
The mayor: different sexual positions!
Yes, sir, replied the Nympomaniac association.
The mayor: different sexual positions!
by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 26, 2020

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by Sinny Zee June 13, 2024

by Allister Smith December 28, 2019

When you're sharing a hotel room and walk around the corner to see NOT your significant other, fold his dick into his pants.
by Parkparkcitybitch January 1, 2017

Standard method of death for people that work too many hours because they make all there money in OT pay, people Power Plant Workers, Cops etc.
"Hey you hear about John ? He tried to work 72 hours straight to rack up some OT and when his shift was over he dropped dead of a Parking Lot Heart Attack"
by Capt_Quint February 7, 2017
