The act of one performing, and another receiving, oral sex whilst seated on the toilet, preferably defecating. Popular in Maine.
After that meatball grinder, I was sure she wouldn't be up for the good old blumpkin, but she followed me straight into the shithouse and went to work.
by rebel ase November 7, 2012
Get the good old blumpkinmug. This is the definition of an old faggot, fagget, or faggit. The image of a saggy wrinkled folds old ass, which is never worshipped by their lovers.
I just saw the gayest guy on earth! Old Saggy back at it again with the kids. Oh, how old are you? 17?
by gigablitzzz November 25, 2023
Get the Old Saggymug. A gamer from Connecticut that is two old to do quick movement, simple climbing techniques and claims to be “right on him” .
Virus: young jukes where are you?
Killer: I’m up above you. Climb up here.
Virus: bet
Killer: yo come on you’re taking forever to climb this rock.
Virus: young jukes my games not working it won’t let me.
Killer: bruh! Look at old man struggles!
Killer: I’m up above you. Climb up here.
Virus: bet
Killer: yo come on you’re taking forever to climb this rock.
Virus: young jukes my games not working it won’t let me.
Killer: bruh! Look at old man struggles!
by Young jukes May 22, 2019
Get the Old man strugglesmug. Geezer 1: Holy shit, Captain Ron is fucking Erin with an ice dildo!
Geezer 2: Fuck that skank is an old brown shoe!
Geezer 2: Fuck that skank is an old brown shoe!
by timmy scridlow March 25, 2009
Get the Old Brown Shoemug. I'm gonna take that nigger to the old town road
He's gonna hang till he can't no more
I got that nigger in the back
Hang em on his ass
Sling em with the whip
That's racial attack
Monkeys on the porche
Burn em with the torch
Lynchin is a sport
Cotton pickin' morks, now
Can't no nigger tell me nothing
You can't tell me nothing
Can't no nigger teel me nothing
You can't tell me nothing
He's gonna hang till he can't no more
I got that nigger in the back
Hang em on his ass
Sling em with the whip
That's racial attack
Monkeys on the porche
Burn em with the torch
Lynchin is a sport
Cotton pickin' morks, now
Can't no nigger tell me nothing
You can't tell me nothing
Can't no nigger teel me nothing
You can't tell me nothing
by I'm Just Trolling Bro December 12, 2023
Get the Old Town Roadmug. An old fart means a very old man or woman. It’s describing an old person in a more insulting but oddly funny and light-hearted way.
by Follower Of Jesus March 28, 2023
Get the Old Fartmug. by elelcart July 12, 2021
Get the old man’s friendmug.