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House

Verb.
To beat ruthlessly or to kick the shit out of as a form of retaliation.
"This guy got drunk and tried flirting with an underaged girl so me and my guys housed his ass."
by Haji Stardust June 17, 2022
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On the house

When she easily lets other men have sex with her.
I would never have sex with her, she’s on the house.
by Biig worm May 4, 2020
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Joe Mama's house

Well, let me tell you about Joe Mama's house, a real gem in Branson, Missouri. It's like a trove of "unique handcrafted designs" – or as we like to call them, "Meth Masterpieces" – courtesy of the one and only Tasha, the Meth Madam of the Night.

You walk in there, and you're scratching your head, wondering, "How on earth did they cram all this junk into one place?" Let me spill the beans. The secret ingredient here is none other than Meth! Yep, you heard me right, Meth! Tasha and her squad of Meth Monkeys are like Santa Claus on steroids, sneaking into local businesses and homes while you're counting sheep, just to swipe your stuff.

They haul it all back to Joe Mama's house, where a team of highly "tweaked out" individuals (and I don't mean they're just sipping on energy drinks) start stripping it down and slapping on a fresh coat of paint. It's like a makeover show, but instead of fashion, it's stolen goods getting a facelift.

So, if you're missing something, or you're pretty darn sure it's been swiped, don't call the cops just yet. Just mosey on down to Joe Mama's house, and chances are, you'll find your missing goods right there, between a "Painted" toaster and a "one-of-a-kind" lamp that probably once belonged to your grandma. Meth-tastic!
Joe Mama's House Definition
When I visited Joe Mama's house in Branson, Missouri, I couldn't help but laugh at the sheer madness of it all – it's like a meth-fueled episode of 'Antiques Roadshow' where Tasha and her gang of Meth Monkeys turn stolen goods into 'Meth-tastic' madness! Tasha and her gang of Meth Monkeys pull off heists on the sly, then work their magic to turn stolen goods into something 'new' to resell. So, if you've lost something or suspect it's been pinched, you might just find it at Joe Mama's house
by Demanding Leatherguy October 8, 2023
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House Becky

A leftist white woman who constantly defends unsavoury and/or racist black behaviour constantly, rejects her own culture and will always be there to condescendingly explain why we shouldn't hold the black community accountable.
Asian protestor: Well, I really think we need to hold the black community accountable for their role in Asian hate crimes.

House Becky: Nah, white supremacy is the reason that black people go around killing and assaulting Asian people.
by Fuckblackracism March 27, 2023
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Cream House

Let's head to the Cream House for briefing
by CTCreamTeam December 27, 2021
mugGet the Cream Housemug.

Go Waffle House

A massive and violent verbal and physical overreaction to a perceived minor slight that results in a complete melee in a public setting.

Waffle House” originated in late 2022 when drunk and informant customers began assaulting staff at a Waffle House
Go Waffle House: “What did you say??” Aww, no… I’m about to go full on Waffle House up in this piece!!!”
by Gspspinone January 11, 2023
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Icing the house

Ceremony you conduct on the last day of leaving the house you were living from some time.
We are icing the house today ,everyone of you are invited for barbecue night
by Jaggss February 2, 2024
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