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Canada Day

friend: Whens your birthday again?
me: It's July 1st. aka Canada Day
friend: Oh yeah..
by froman jenkins January 22, 2009
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Stokrotka Day

A holiday that every man in rural Poland celebrates when he has had sex with his 100th krotka (small animal that lives in the ground and comes out at night to make love to you). However, if he has only had sex with 99 krotkas, then the gypsys come to his village and steal its cabbage and he has to suicide.
Polish man: Andrzej, I hear it is your Stokrotka Day!
His friend: Yes! It was most best day my life! Whole village come to congratulate!
Polish man: But. I hear very sad news about Milosz.
His friend: He never make it to hundred krotka. He will be remember fondly.
by amethystdeceiver August 11, 2009
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Wa-dai

The ancient art of palm karate, conceptualised in Nepal, its forbearers adapted and professionalized the art in Leeds UK. Past from teacher to student the art has grown massively and currently only 2 of the grand senseis exist today. The first Wa-dai dojo/temple was built in the Hyde Park area of Leeds in 1992.

It is considered one of the greatest and most dangerous martial arts in the world. Both Jean Claude Van Dam and Chuck Norris wanted to become students, when the dojo first opened but failed their preliminary initiations quests.
I’ll Wa-dai your ass back to Bengal. Bastard.
I can’t believe you Wa-daied me in the noggin. Bastard.
Your Wa-dai death slash burnt my merkin. Bastard.
by Eric Cantona March 4, 2006
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Day Break

When you go to the toilet in the morning and while wiping your butt the toilet paper rps and you get poo on your fingers.
by Mad Snake August 28, 2006
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30 days!

What you get when you don't break any rules of an online forum, but a moderator/administrator doesn't like you.
eboggs_jkvl: "30 days! I'm tired of fucking around."
by Anonimouz August 11, 2007
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welly day

the word oridgenated from when people stop working and start collecting welfare checks

the wednseday before the end of the month
you know welly day!
hey man can you front a gram till welly day
by casackle March 1, 2009
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apple day

Apple day is code name for when you and your friends are going to pull a pretty awesome prank. Derived from pranks of throwing large amounts of apples at cars.
"Damn, man I cant believe its fucking apple day tomorrow"
by Anthony Dig. June 18, 2008
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