A classy drink made Aiden and Tony.
Ingredients as followed: 1/3 Honey Jack Daniels, 2/3 Pespsi, 3 jolly ranchers, and ice
Ingredients as followed: 1/3 Honey Jack Daniels, 2/3 Pespsi, 3 jolly ranchers, and ice
by Tony and Aiden ♥️♥️♥️ August 06, 2018
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by Jacob Big Sexy G June 26, 2009
The act of collecting and bagging, in an oversized zip-lock, dog poop. Said bagged poop is then placed on your woman's bare backside, preferably slightly north of the crack after commencement of sexual foreplay and while the woman is prone on her stomach. The man places his erection between the woman's fanny cheeks and proceeds to dry hump like a dog, all the while maintaining contact with aforemetioned said bag of shit. Upon climax, the man suddenly drops all of his weight on the woman thereby breaking the seal on the oversized zip-lock spraying canine feces on her and him.
It wasn't the Dirty Schnauzer that pissed her off, it was when I kept saying, "Paging Doogy Schauzer, paging Doogy Schnauzer
by petebrew February 05, 2011
When you shove a football up a girls vagina, pull it out and throw a tight spiral to her sister. The spiral must be tight, or the tomlin cannot be completed. This act refers to the Pittsburgh Steelers coach Mike Tomlin due to confidential reasons.
I was over at Susie's house playing with my new Nike football so I decided I might as well break it in with a perfectly--timed Dirty Tomlin... her sister Bonita did not appreciate it though
by rugbysens February 24, 2010
The act of masturbating into a car vent but when you begin ejaculating you start the car so the cum flies into the face of the man.
by Peace sells but who's buying June 04, 2021
When you wake up in a place that looks like your bathroom and your daughter is taking all your money.
by TCA Danger October 28, 2011