The mother fucking person that leaves you behind after kicking you in the nuts. And you're forced to apologize.
Daniel:Shut up and sleep with me
by Zero Dialga November 2, 2019

a daniel a is a person who thinks they're funny but really isn't. they can't keep a secret and are obsessed with cameras.
by anonymous November 5, 2021

A person, who doesnt help others and is a bitch, he betrayes his friends for others and sucks dick like three times a day.
Person 1: Can you Hand Me the homework over
Person 2: No!
Person 1: Youre a fucking Daniel, Little bitch😡
Person 3: Yeah, fuck you
Person 4: Bitch
Everyone in class: „FUCK DANIEL! FUCK DANIEL!“
Person 2: No!
Person 1: Youre a fucking Daniel, Little bitch😡
Person 3: Yeah, fuck you
Person 4: Bitch
Everyone in class: „FUCK DANIEL! FUCK DANIEL!“
by BlackShreck September 21, 2023

Someone name Daniel who wears white vans, red Jansport backpack, blue denim jeans, and a white shirt
by nutz4nutz September 3, 2016

An unfortunate guy who’s had major trauma in the past , has a learning disability and on top of that non existent and a absolute goofball nobody has or ever will take seriously, usually lies majority of the time to others and especially himself to try delude himself to make himself feel attractive even though he is a constant reject to the female population no 🧢
by Davidgotback May 20, 2021

Person 1 : Oooooh did you see Daniel’s big Shlong.
Person 2 : yeah it was 25+ inches.
Person 1 : sheeeeeeeeeeesh.
Person 2 : yeah it was 25+ inches.
Person 1 : sheeeeeeeeeeesh.
by A a. D. I. L April 11, 2022

When you get your friend to stuff a pair of pillowcases or towels up his shirt so it appears he has breasts, then motorboat him. Usually done during games of Truth or Dare.
by Certifiedstupid February 18, 2025
