Dog day

Acronym for Day Off Grog. A day on which you don't consume any alcohol at all. Opposite of cat day.

I've been giving it a nudge lately. I'd better have a couple of dog days.

by Ratbag Itinerant September 14, 2009

Canada Day

My birthday

friend: Whens your birthday again?
me: It's July 1st. aka Canada Day
friend: Oh yeah..

by froman jenkins January 22, 2009

Day Break

When you go to the toilet in the morning and while wiping your butt the toilet paper rps and you get poo on your fingers.

I had a day break this morning.

by Mad Snake August 28, 2006

take the day

Taking the day. Kind of special complimentary close.

you: see you. have a nice day!

i: thanks, you too! take the day!

by berliner December 18, 2013

Stokrotka Day

A holiday that every man in rural Poland celebrates when he has had sex with his 100th krotka (small animal that lives in the ground and comes out at night to make love to you). However, if he has only had sex with 99 krotkas, then the gypsys come to his village and steal its cabbage and he has to suicide.

Polish man: Andrzej, I hear it is your Stokrotka Day!
His friend: Yes! It was most best day my life! Whole village come to congratulate!
Polish man: But. I hear very sad news about Milosz.
His friend: He never make it to hundred krotka. He will be remember fondly.

by amethystdeceiver August 11, 2009

welly day

the word oridgenated from when people stop working and start collecting welfare checks

the wednseday before the end of the month
you know welly day!

hey man can you front a gram till welly day

by casackle March 1, 2009

apple day

Apple day is code name for when you and your friends are going to pull a pretty awesome prank. Derived from pranks of throwing large amounts of apples at cars.

"Damn, man I cant believe its fucking apple day tomorrow"

by Anthony Dig. June 18, 2008