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Bird

A bird is a government spy drone
Typically mistaken for wildlife
A bird will follow you and fly home
For there is data to be reported on your life

This is the rhyme to remember what to do when you see a bird
Nail it in the head with a break-action
Unsuspecting victim 1: The bird is acting kinda strange man

Unsuspecting victim 2: Yeah

Inbound drone strike: "*approaching*"

The government: "May no man find out our conspiracy"
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Dirty Bird

In the context of air hockey, specifically a well-worn game of air hockey that may be found in a local tavern, a "dirty bird" happens when your opposing team scores three goals in quick succession in a row. The use of the term "dirty bird" would be especially appropriate when the team happens to score three goals through a small-but-exploitable gap in the left side of the goalie net. The term "dirty bird" is said gruffly, never sweetly.

In fact, if you know someone who complains a lot under their breath, partly hoping to be heard and not be heard, then that is the voice you can use when you say "dirty bird."

You can also say something is a "dirty bird" whenever something less than desirable happens.
Example 1

Person 1: Hey, you just scored three goals very quickly in a row using similar techniques that exploit a gap in my goalie!

Person 2: I did. That's called skill.

Person 1: (Mutteringly) That's a dirty bird.

Example 2

Person 1: I ordered a sandwich, but they gave me soup instead.

Person 2: Oooh, that's a dirty bird.
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corner bird

After a hard day of work, my friend Dale, goes home and eats a lot of corner bird.
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corner bird

After a hard day at work, Dale likes to go home, an enjoy loads of corner bird.
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olivia bird

she is so amazing and beautiful and awesome she’s so fab and amazing she is the bestest friend anyone could have if you want a good friend find an olivia bird
do you know olivia bird

yes she so amazing and wonderful she’s my best friend
by bounca April 9, 2024
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Birds And the Bees For The Freaks and Geeks

Phrase popularized by 21th century comedian Israel Pariah.

In which he was referring to dropping knowledge on a subject that isn't only about sex.

In other words schooling somebody and teaching them something as if it was a parent teaching their kids about sex.
You don't know shit about trappin I'm boutta show you the Birds and the Bees For The Freaks and Geeks.
by Touch Prada April 11, 2024
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Two love birds

When you are holding up both middle fingers without your thumb sticking out mean “I love you”. One middle finger with no thumb mean “love you” only.
*Sticks two middle fingers up with no thumb (two love birds)*

“aww i love you too
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