Wet Poon Spoon

When someone with the nickname of 'Poon' gets out the shower and spoons you.

Gunther was so happy after being wet poon spooned.

by Srosro December 15, 2018

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by Adujasty343 June 6, 2025

Wet Tosti

"Wet tosti: (noun) - A term derived from Dutch slang, referring to a 'soggy sandwich.' It symbolizes something lacking excitement or energy, akin to the English phrase 'blatherskite.' It describes a situation, object, or person that is dull, uninteresting, uninspiring or full of shit."

He is such a wet tosti.

by laapsaap April 26, 2024

Wet Noodle

The act of shoving a flaccid penis into any orifice for sexual pleasure

Bro I went to dick my girl last night and all I could do was wet noodle it.

by IllegalPancake June 24, 2021

wet dog krump

A modern dance, similar to the krump-style of brooklyn, in which the performer acts as if he/she is a wet dog that must dry himself.

Check out his krump style, but why's he shaking like a wet dog? ohhhhh...wet dog krump

by assbreakerbreadbaker May 17, 2014

Wet nerd

Harvey

Your such a wet nerd

by Flat Eric April 23, 2021

Wet No

Wet no: a block of wood carved to say no, and used to cum on after jerking off

You're such a wet no user

by Retardedturkery September 1, 2020