National Thigh Pics Day

On November 4th and November 5th, it is National Thigh Pics Day!

Guy 1: Hey bro can you send me your thighs? Its National Thigh Pics Day.

Guy 2: Sure man!

by tj0mnom November 4, 2020

National suck dick day

November 7th

November 7th is national suck dick day

by anonymous November 4, 2020

National block Cori day

Everyone will block Cori on November 5th

Person 1: hey are you friends with Cori?
Person 2: hell naw its National block Cori day😐😐🖐

by dummy 🤫 November 5, 2020

National Kick Eli Day

November 6th is the day for kicking people named Eli day

'do u want to go kick Eli?'
We'll get told off tho
Don't worry it's national Kick Eli day

by James Greg November 5, 2020

national Flirt day

National flirt day is 6th November where you can flirt with anyone or just trick them!

girl : hey cutie
boy : I have a girlfriend
girl : its national flirt day idiot!

by Unknown2929283882 November 5, 2020

National Boyfriend Day

A day that single guys find out that every girl they are interested in is taken

I was thinking of asking out Emily, but she posted a pic with some guy on national boyfriend day, so it turns out she is taken.

by anaxe September 29, 2020

National Jerking Off Day

October 2nd is officially National Jerking Off Day. You can jerk off all you want without no one telling you to stop. Fuck all those people, pop up some porn, and fucking wank the snake!

Mom: WHAT ARE YOU DOING JERKING OFF
Me: It’s National Jerking Off Day Mom jeez fuck off bitch

Mom: oh okay have fun!

by HORSE COCK ANDRE October 2, 2020