Ava Rule

This rule states that a person using this rule must take a bath every day, if they are to miss their bath then it would be dangerous for everyone around them. If you know anyone like this do NOT let them miss a single bath or it could be the death of you. One very important notice, this rule does NOT apply to men or boys. It’s not gender specific because I say, that’s just the nature of the rule.

Boy1: She takes a bath like every day man.

Boy2: She must follow that Ava Rule man.

Oh man that girl must have missed their bath... we should get out of here.

by SirInfoTheBrave January 23, 2018

Rule 1

Let O be O

Rule 1, let O be O.

by 2012 Bobcats September 21, 2025

Sheen Rule

Not smoking crack 12 hours before going to work.

Dude, you look high. Major violation of the "Sheen Rule".

by Josarina March 13, 2011

Rule 0

The most basic rule of the internet: Don't fuck with cats.

Due to the internet being built on the backs of cat videos and pictures, the internet will track down anyone seen abusing a cat.

He broke rule 0, his location will get doxxed soon enough.

by Losercat December 12, 2024

MelRonDrew Rule

Forecasting after 12 Noon on a Friday requires hazard pay, additional PTO time, and one BT Travel Workbook skip for the following year.

Damn, I really wanted to NOT have a headache all weekend, but they made me forecast on Friday afternoon. I invoked the MelRonDrew Rule, so I guess it will pay off in the long run though.

by ZmanRules August 18, 2023

Rule 2763

If it exists, there's an object show character or a objectified show of it. >:3 (BEEFYDIE REFERENCE???)

Rule 2763 is not a real internet rule btw. May be used as a joke or whatever.

by CedarFeline March 9, 2025

Let my Pets Decide Rule

Aka. L.P.D.R., A social norm where before getting into a long term serious relationship with another person, one of the people in the relationship insists that they have to see if their pets like their partner, which if their pets don't like their partner, they will not get into relationship with that person. It is good way to ensure your partner is trustworthy, and is a highly ethical behavior, for you are making sure your whole family, not just the people, but your pets too, like and trust your partner. The only issue with this rule is the fact that if your pet suffers from social aggression, territorial aggression, and or fear-related anxiety it can negatively impact their ability to accurately evaluate that person. If this is the case, the owner should work with their veterinarian, dog trainer, and cat behaviorist to try to treat their pet's condition before using this approach. This same norm also occurs when two people who have been in a romantic relationship are considering moving in together, so they decide to have their pets meet beforehand to see if their pets are compatible and can easily get along, which good way to prevent unnecessary conflicts before they happen. If they don't get along, the individuals may need to hold off until they can get a veterinary professional to diagnose the problem and attempt to treat it so it can be controlled or eliminated.

Adam: How are you and Victoria doing these days?
Earl: We're doing pretty good, but she insists that before we get more serious that she wants me to meet her dog and cat to see if they like me and go from there.
Adam: She is using the Let my Pets Decide Rule. You do realize if they don't like you that there is strong possibility she will end your relationship.
Earl: Yes, but I'm not worried. A friend of mine knows her and has met her dogs. He told me they tend to be very friendly.

by Vanguard 1998 February 10, 2021