National sit on lap day

On August 30thYou can sit on anyone lap for the day

Why you let her just sit on your lap*
Cause it's national sit on lap day

by Therealdellibitch August 29, 2019

National Grab Dick Day

October 4th is national grab dick day! so grab that boys dick!!

hey you cant get mad tim its national grab dick day

by CripBlood64 October 4, 2019

National be nice to boys day

Be nice to boys. Way too many people think that boys don't need to be respected, so respect boys for at least one day!
Nice

Did you know that October 15 is be nice to boys day?
Yassssss Queen! Celebrate National be nice to boys day!

by iammysterycssperson October 11, 2019

National Praise Alex Day

this day is a day for the men to celebrate the birth of alex miller (millerpalex on insta) because he is sexy

“everyone got shit faced on National Praise Alex Day”

by Miller Alex October 15, 2019

national grab jimmy day

July 23, the day where all jimmys need to be grabbed excessively

“Yo Mandy it’s national grab jimmy day”
“IT’S TOO FUCKING SMALL TO GRAB”

by smoljimmy May 24, 2018

National Bean Dip Day

On April 12 you get to bean dip anyone of your choice. You may bean dip UNLIMITED times with no coming back. Prepare to be bean dipped!!!

Its national bean dip day boys who trying to get dipped

by BeanDipKing69 May 25, 2018

national twat wop day

April 13th is National twat wop day. Girls get ready to get your twat or vagina slapped.

“Hide yo twat they comin’ . Didn’t you forget? It’s national twat wop day!”

by Kathy suire May 25, 2018