Michael 

this man is obsessed, OBSESSED with planes and the military. He’s single for no good reason bc he is really sweet although there is the large amount of emotional baggage he carries around. He doesn’t deserve it though and is the closest example you will ever see to Job which is funny bc he is a raging atheist.

Have you seen Michael today?

Yeah he made a joke about the Russian-Ukrainian conflict and then left.

Michael by I_hate_bananas March 31, 2023

Michael 

Sometimes this guy is cool, other times not so much. He complains a lot and does not do anything at all. If you do meet a Michael, pray to god because Michael will ruin your life forever. He also sucks at video games and has too many privileges and says he came from nothing. At the end of the day, do not be near a Michael and do not name your child Michael. I beg of you please don't.

Person 1: 'Encounters a Michael'
Michael: Get prepared buddy, your life is ruined!

Michael by TheyLuvRoti April 5, 2023

Michael 

A narcissist who can't see pastor own face one who has to be right and have the last word at all times 1 who cannot admit to anything

You know that guy Michael he has no truth from a lie, because all he does is lie!

Michael by Kellyskeet April 6, 2023

Michael 

A absolute chad who sells birth control pills

Michael sold stuff

Michael by 09292009 April 12, 2023

Michael 

A god who consumes substances on a daily basis. Anyone who has the name micheal has a high chance to become a eternal drug lord.

People loves Michael because etc…

Michael by 09292009 April 12, 2023

Michael Delaney 

Michael Delaney.

Michael Delaney.

Michael Delaney by Debskelly1985 April 20, 2023

Michaela 

the most gorgeous, smart, amazing, intelligent, unique, caring, optimistic being to ever exist.

everyone needs a michaela in their life.

Michaela by miki<3 April 20, 2023