Bowling Green Massacre

A special night in Kellyanne Conway's life in which she was consensually double penetrated by 2 Iraqi refugees at Bowling Green State University. It is reported that she moaned the words "Allah Akbar" for nearly 3 hours straight during the event. Despite the fact that she could never quite walk the same again, multiple sources report that it was the best night of her life. Unfortunately, the 2 Iraqi refugees never called her again after that night, which she still hasn't gotten over.

Kellyanne Conway: "I'm very disappointed that the Bowling Green Massacre didn't get covered by the media. Well...at least I got covered by 2 Iraqis!"

Bowling Green Massacre by 2Iraqirefugees February 3, 2017

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dagobah green

pot(dagohbah was yodas home planet in episodes 4-6, in episode 1 some guy tries to sell kwi-gon degobah greens, then in the new star wars gangsta rap yoda makes a reference to it)

"oh shit yoda on the scene
900 year feind smoking dagobah green!"

dagobah green by nukkafett October 12, 2007

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Sea Green Eyes

When the eyes have a mixture of green and blue, sometimes even grey.

Look at her sea green eyes. They're so pretty!

Sea Green Eyes by Monicue December 9, 2010

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Gorgeous Green

Gorgeous Green is a color used to define only most beautiful of greens. Should only be used sparingly or when the color is actually seen. Very rare and uncommon

Katie eyes are Gorgeous Green.

Gorgeous Green by primetime2000000000000000020 May 18, 2010