Fortnite

A game where you steal your mom’s credit card to V-Bucks for useless cosmetics that don’t fucking benefit you at all.

Me:MOM I WANT V-BUCKS FOR FORTNITE
Mom: No I can’t I already spent 316825 dollars on that stupid-ass game
Me: Fuck you mom *slaps mom and sends her to the shadow realm*

by Amogusss June 13, 2022

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Get the Fortnitemug.

Fortnite

This is a shit game. Only 9 year olds play it.

brother: yo wanna play some fortnite?
me: ew! No,thats a gay game
brother: you better play with me! >:(
me: I will commit suicide rn!

by huzopizgozigizoaaaaaa August 22, 2020

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Fortnite

JUST GAY

Guy 1: wants play some fortnite?
EVERY OTHER PERSON THAT HAS AN IQ OVER -1 that so GAY

by Dycgkoxg August 25, 2019

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Get the Fortnitemug.

Fortnite is a great game but when you give a twelve year old kid your fucking credit card details he will make your credit card booty clap itself. also if you mix a p90 with a 12 year old kid your gonna get absolutely destroyed like how your dad already does to you. All these niggahs out here think they can be Daequan and OOGA BOOGA your ass think their so fucking cool.

Friend - "Hey man wanna play some fortnite" ?

Me - " Are you fucking gay or something, do you like getting your ass clapped by 12's with a p90" ?

by BOOOOOIIIII September 11, 2018

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Get the Fortnitemug.