Cheese grater

When your sexual partner cuts up your dick with their braces. It's not fun.

Stu: My dick really hurts
Bob: Why?
Stu: Hannah gave me a cheese grater last night
Bob: Dude, she's evil

by HanDogg24 December 12, 2012

Cheese Rocket

A particularly nasty zit containing a cheese-like substance.

Brother: Can you help me with this cheese rocket on my ass?
Sister: Wtf Nick, I'm not popping a zit on your butt!

by Teetoecottoncandy March 8, 2011

The cheese head

When you jizz in a cup and let it turn hard. After it is hard you microwave it until it is re-liquified and pour it on your boyfrtiends head.

Roger and I had a fight last night so I gave him the cheese head this morning.

by 11NSM94 July 23, 2011

Gold Cheese

When someone does something awesome. Not amazing but awesome. Or when something good happens. Not fantastic but good.

Jeff: I just did a back flip. Friend: Gold Cheese

by Jay Shock July 25, 2017

Dick Cheese

A 'code word' used in the place of 'handjob' so others don't know what one is talking about.

Someone would use this word to be sneaky aroimd others about what they're going to do or what they're going to receive.

The word is used in a sexual manner, but when used, others around won't understand what the true meaning is. People will often think of the true definition of the word, which throws them even further off of the subject. This means that the word can be used around pretty much anyone, without giving away the true subject.

Male 1: "Yeah, she was able to give me some dick cheese in the backseat of my car last night."
Male 2: "Dude, that's awesome!"

- - - - - - - - - -

Female: "Want some dick cheese tonight?"
Male: "Definitely."

by GalaxyKitten November 7, 2018

Braparonni and cheese

When an individual inserts hot and ready mac@cheese into their anal cavity and exert it onto their partner using the force of a brap or bowel movement.

Swordy squatted over cactus and let him enjoy his Braparonni and cheese.

by SchlongDonger June 16, 2018

arifin cheese

A gay term- when you have tendencies to have intercourse with underaged black men.

I’m really feeling arifin cheese

by Herbetthepwrvert February 7, 2021