Thigh Cheese

When you sit down and your thighs expand three times their original size tricking everyone into thinking you have a totally unproportioned body.

“Man I just sat down and realized how much thigh cheese I have”

by Hm ok October 12, 2017

Dick Cheese

Old, sticky semen. Used as a way to make your friends laugh whenever you call them it.

"HEY WHAT'S UP DICK CHEESE!"

by Friend Machine Broke November 15, 2017

Cheese Licker

A soppy couple who like to lick melted cheese off one another's back. Generally of pair of oily people, who are constantly bragging about their relationships status. They like to call one another babe, especially in public; not caring about the rest of the world vomiting around them.

Cheese lickers like to hang out with other cheese lickers, so they can discuss their cheese licking action with one another. Cheese licking dates are common amongst these types of gushy people.

"God, look at that pair of greasy cheese lickers!"

"How cheesy can you get?!"

by Henrietta Shitz December 20, 2012

Cheese grater

When your sexual partner cuts up your dick with their braces. It's not fun.

Stu: My dick really hurts
Bob: Why?
Stu: Hannah gave me a cheese grater last night
Bob: Dude, she's evil

by HanDogg24 December 12, 2012

Cheese Rocket

A particularly nasty zit containing a cheese-like substance.

Brother: Can you help me with this cheese rocket on my ass?
Sister: Wtf Nick, I'm not popping a zit on your butt!

by Teetoecottoncandy March 8, 2011

The cheese head

When you jizz in a cup and let it turn hard. After it is hard you microwave it until it is re-liquified and pour it on your boyfrtiends head.

Roger and I had a fight last night so I gave him the cheese head this morning.

by 11NSM94 July 23, 2011

arifin cheese

A gay term- when you have tendencies to have intercourse with underaged black men.

I’m really feeling arifin cheese

by Herbetthepwrvert February 7, 2021